Hamster in da House!

Today we broke down and we are getting my daughter a hamster. She is thrilled and I am sure my dog is as well.

My son had a snake and the dog pretty much ignores it. But the hamster could be a problem.

More on this later.

Your Clown or Mine?

I was at a child's birthday party this weekend. There must have been 100 people at this party. Here are a few observations:

1. Overheard: "My clown had to cancel at the last minute, I am glad that I could borrow your clown."
   
   
2. The same person who changed the baby's diaper and took out the garbage also made the drinks, cut the cake and served the pizza, by hand. She was not the hostess.
   
   
3. There were more gifts than my past 20 birthdays combined.
   
   
4. There were not one but 2 blow-up bouncy castle things.
   
   
5. 50 pizzas - 25 cheese, 25 pepperoni, all touched by that women when she served them by hand.
   
   
6. Two wide screen TV's, one for Disney, the other for Nickelodeon.
   
   
7. The firetruck was supposed to show up but it had to go on a run. I wonder if anyone was pissed about that. I would guess so.
   
   

The party was amazing. WAY over the top. The competition to have the biggest, most elaborate birthday party for your kid is getting out of hand.

I have watched "Bridezilla", "Whose Wedding is it Anyway", and "Sweet 16". The next show has to be the planning of on of these kids b-day party's.

Did I mention that the child was turning 3 years old? He probably won't remember a minute of it.

Incredible.

Paris Hilton Was Just Ordered Back to Jail

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

The above quote was taken from tmz.com. Read the entire article here.


First of all, allow me to say... "That's hot."

How the hell did she get out in the first place? Some kids aren't even sent home from school for "health problems". This just makes me sick.

I also heard that she was given 3 blankets and no pillow when she first entered jail. Pat O'Brian, of Access Hollywood fame, (according to my wife - aka POB to his friends) reported that she had to "roll up one of the blankets to make a pillow". I think that I am going to throw up.

I am sure that if I was sent to jail that they would have made damn sure that I got a pillow.

Give me a break.

I Finally Got One...

I've been "in the industry" for years now, almost decades, so it is only natural that I have a blog. I have my own website, work for a web company, have my own pet web project. I know the difference between SEO and SEM and have been known to ftp a file now and then. I am a geek among my friends and family but am pretty much self taught so my knowledge is neither broad nor deep.

I have been surprisingly successful though. I am a "C-level" executive, come to think of it I am also a "D-level" executive. I am not the most talented salesperson, developer or business person in the company, but I talk a very good game. I have been lucky to be able to observe very talented salespeople, developers and business people and I have learned how to fake it pretty well. I get by.

It would be incredible if someone were to stumble across this blog and actually read it. I don't think that it will happen though.

I guess we will see.