Your Clown or Mine?

I was at a child's birthday party this weekend. There must have been 100 people at this party. Here are a few observations:

1. Overheard: "My clown had to cancel at the last minute, I am glad that I could borrow your clown."
   
   
2. The same person who changed the baby's diaper and took out the garbage also made the drinks, cut the cake and served the pizza, by hand. She was not the hostess.
   
   
3. There were more gifts than my past 20 birthdays combined.
   
   
4. There were not one but 2 blow-up bouncy castle things.
   
   
5. 50 pizzas - 25 cheese, 25 pepperoni, all touched by that women when she served them by hand.
   
   
6. Two wide screen TV's, one for Disney, the other for Nickelodeon.
   
   
7. The firetruck was supposed to show up but it had to go on a run. I wonder if anyone was pissed about that. I would guess so.
   
   

The party was amazing. WAY over the top. The competition to have the biggest, most elaborate birthday party for your kid is getting out of hand.

I have watched "Bridezilla", "Whose Wedding is it Anyway", and "Sweet 16". The next show has to be the planning of on of these kids b-day party's.

Did I mention that the child was turning 3 years old? He probably won't remember a minute of it.

Incredible.